One time, there was this whip up in Canada, and everyone thought a ghost was riding it. But then some scientists came in and found the truth. “You guys, no ghost is riding this whip; the whip is old and squeaky and these high Canadian winds merely create the appearance of a ghost rider.” All minds were blown and Canada was finally able to join the United Nations.
Text on postcard: Hey Paul. I bought this postcard in 2012. It says it was printed in Italy. I think that says a lot about how excited people were for the 1999 Corn Palace. “How many postcards for this year’s Corn Palace design, boss?” asked the junior corn marketing assistant. “A multi-decade supply,” came the […]
Check out my cool new line of greeting cards. They’re made of car part packaging and random garbage. I write in a rich person font to make it expensive.
What a hilarious joke I have made here.
A hot new take on an old classic … with a mustache!